Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
yeah probably it’s not the best idea to have the villains be his new caretaker when Muriel and Eustace passes away.
(Source: green-greens, via nyaatsume)
In Norse folklore, Bäckahästen (or the brook horse) is a sly horse tricking children to ride on its back, just to drag them down in the water to drown. The more children that get on the horse, the longer it gets. In some stories it’s Nixie in the shape of a horse.
This is for Myra, as she wanted more people to draw brook horses. ♥
Let's go, Amon!
(Source: littlesparrowsnest, via katkirkland)
do you guys ever realize how whenever jensen is in some sort of homosexual situation, he tries to at least make the manliest face ever. like
he’s trying so hard
it’s like my body is telling me yes but my face is telling me no u can’t catch me gay thoughts
(Source: sicksist, via undercover-witch)