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"I am still my teenage self. If you think that we all step through a door marked Adult, or that we..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:00:11 +0800

“I am still my teenage self. If you think that we all step through a door marked Adult, or that we sign a Grown-Up Document, you’re quite wrong. We remain as we always were, and that, alas, is one of life’s many nasty tricks.”

- Morrissey (x)

vampire-symphony: fiestyhysteria: Just some of my favorite cat...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:37:39 +0800

vampire-symphony:

fiestyhysteria:

Just some of my favorite cat gifs

cats are fucking awesome!

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:36:30 +0800

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

chandeluresinsicily: splashmama: catbountry: racebentdisney: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:34:40 +0800

chandeluresinsicily:

splashmama:

catbountry:

racebentdisney:

coelasquid:

snoozlebee:

leidis:

penciltests:

“Lilo and Stitch” 2002

Deleted Scene

Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.

IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND

I desperately need to understand

WHY

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Was this scene cut from the movie??!!

Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people?? The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??

The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.

No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know.

oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY

It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)

Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.

I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!

This shit is hilarious, too.

NO WAIT SHIT

I GET IT NOW

I GET WHY SHE WAS PHOTOGRAPHING TOURISTS AS A HOBBY

SHE WAS BEING FUCKING SATIRICAL AND OBJECTIFYING

IT’S NOT BECAUSE SHE’S A DUMB KID WITH A WEIRD HOBBY IT’S BECAUSE THEY DO THAT TO HER AND HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY LIKE SHE’S SOME KIND OF FUCKING THEME PARK CHARACTER AND SHE WANTS THEM TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS

HOLY FUCKING DICKS DISNEY WHY WOULD YOU CUT THIS

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT

pretzel-the-hognose: Pretzel loves this blanket, but he hasn’t...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:53:14 +0800

pretzel-the-hognose:

Pretzel loves this blanket, but he hasn’t yet learned that he can’t burrow into it. :L

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:51:07 +0800

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:50:43 +0800

auto-alchemechanicist: I’m not sorry.

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:49:40 +0800

auto-alchemechanicist:

I’m not sorry.

northamericanbrothers: Alfred/Arthur by もうきんるい

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:48:57 +0800

northamericanbrothers:

Alfred/Arthur by もうきんるい

moemainjapan: je serai bien repartie avec le panneau XD

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:48:54 +0800

moemainjapan:

je serai bien repartie avec le panneau XD

toomanyforgottendreams: kerilu: mtnduh: Coca-Cola’s long...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:47:19 +0800

toomanyforgottendreams:

kerilu:

mtnduh:

Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.

In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace.

Behind Coke’s Attempt to Unite Indians and Pakistanis with Vending Machines

this video is tears — like cryingidon’tcareitmustnotbecapitalismihopeit’sreal tears it’s so stunning

wah cool!

This video is so beautiful. I don’t think a commercial has ever made me cry before…

airi-no-fantasia: “Nobody must recognize me”“I must put some...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:42:48 +0800

airi-no-fantasia:

“Nobody must recognize me”
“I must put some glasses”
“Now that”s better”
“No wait I’m hotter”

DEEN WHY ARE YE AODING THIS IM SO DONE

candycoatedcotton: Mormonstuck, aka “Dave being an asshole in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:42:43 +0800

candycoatedcotton:

Mormonstuck, aka “Dave being an asshole in many different ways”

Dave was just trying to scare John away but I bet John will actually end up calling him back

fuckyeahffboys: Zidane (FFIX).

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:39:29 +0800

fuckyeahffboys:

Zidane (FFIX).

whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because my “girly” music is a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:38:10 +0800

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because my “girly” music is a “mood killer”

and music produced by women is inherently not as good, or not “suitable” for a party situation, rendering my ipod unable to be played at a “friend“‘s house.

whisk-ey: the look on their faces though. its like “omg,...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:36:24 +0800

whisk-ey:

the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

This is the best thing I have ever seen

BEARS

reblogging again because I cannot freaking contain myself so cute

aww effin perfect.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:34:58 +0800

ask—rivaille: ask-mikasa-ackerman: So Annie drew Madoka...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:30:34 +0800

ask—rivaille:

ask-mikasa-ackerman:

So Annie drew Madoka Titan and I was like, hey babe are you lonely do you need a Homura?

tHIS CROSSOVER

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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:26:18 +0800

promo4homo: still my favorite post

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:23:58 +0800

promo4homo:

still my favorite post